Age-defying Debaters Pillows

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Changing Minds

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

If there were no religion...s

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'