Legal Age Debaters Pillows

"If it's a self-driving car, why do I need to wait until I'm old enough to get a driver's license?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Changing Minds

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"You might want to save that for your blog."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'My opponent hates cats.'