Age-defying Debaters Gifts

Weirdoes Under 30

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Changing Minds

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

If there were no religion...s

Play It Safe

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'