Young Debaters Gifts

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Now that's a win."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Changing Minds

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Global warming debate.