You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...
Admissions Debaters Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone involved in admissions or passionate about debating? Our collection features witty, creatively designed items that celebrate their love of argument, critical thinking, and admissions success. Perfect for students, educators, or debate team members, these products add a touch of humor and personality to their everyday routine. Whether it’s a mug for their morning coffee or a T-shirt showcasing their debating spirit, find something special that resonates with their interests and skills.
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
Changing Minds
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
Verbal Orders
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Like Minded
And now, for a rebuttal.
'Is there a God? God knows...'
If You Can't Beat Them
"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."
Approved Debate Questions
New Immigration Policy of the United States
'My opponent hates cats.'
Global warming debate.
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
Trump to Build Wall
The last word.
Debate Club Note
Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.
Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.
"Not many of you may agree with me..."
Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.
If You Praise Anything about the United States
The partisan cafe
Admissions Debaters Gifts Collection
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