Immigration Debaters Gifts

"ICE! Let's see everybody's green card."

Outsourcing Doskdom

Changing Minds

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Trump to Build Wall

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

USA Express Deportation

Distrust of the Trust Act

Arizona Nightmares

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

Renunciations

"Unfortunately, there's not much call for straight white males - have you considered diversifying?"

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

Fortress America

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

"Have you heard this nonsense about Chinese infiltration of our institutions?"

Kids in Cages: under New Management

Nation-wide gambling