Immigration Discussion Participants Gifts

'I've had to make do since the authorities found out my housekeeper wasn't a legal citizen.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Trump to Build Wall

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

USA Express Deportation

Distrust of the Trust Act

Come Out of the Shadows

Arizona Nightmares

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

Renunciations

'Mother says the Border Patrol was VERY rude!'

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

Hypocricy of advocates of the 'Chinese Wall' around the US

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

Fortress America

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

"Those undocumented immigrants think they can just march in here!"

Kids in Cages: under New Management

Full Up? More Like Full Of It

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

America is led by a blind shepherd into a Bottomless Pit.

Ill eagle problem.

Outsourcing Doskdom

Recyling Bin.

'How about this, Mr. President - you deliberately destroyed the economy to discourage illegal immigration!'

"Mama...that Gringo kid's at it again!"

"Have you heard this nonsense about Chinese infiltration of our institutions?"

'I was replaced at work by some guy who smuggled himself in on a banana boat,'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'