Immigration Debater Gifts

Fortress America

USA Express Deportation

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

Conflict on the border between Poland and Belarus

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

'Now Huckabee says he'll be tough on illegal immigration.' 'How nice -- he's been born again AGAIN!'

Plight of the refugee

"Have you heard this nonsense about Chinese infiltration of our institutions?"

New Immigration Policy of the United States

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

"There is a kind of people who will never fit our free and democratic culture!"

"Of course immigration reform is a silly idea. But if it gets Hispanics to vote Republican, then I say, why not...?"

Arizona Nightmares

Amnesty for illegal Immegrants - When Pigs Fly.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

MARGARITAS $6.50, 'Maybe we SHOULD rethink our immigration policy.

'I was replaced at work by some guy who smuggled himself in on a banana boat,'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Trump to Build Wall

Outsourcing Doskdom

We Need a Wall to Protect the Troops We Need Because There's Not a Wall

Renunciations

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Verbal Orders

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'