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"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Skeptic Tank.

Changing Minds

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Now that's a win."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Like Minded

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Global warming debate.