Generation Explorers Pillows

'And what kind of miserable creature are you going to be when you grow up?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

A boy acting suspiciously

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Fossil hunting

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Pubertry

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"This is it? No video?"

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

You know you're middle aged...

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'It's because I have a big head, isn't it?'

"Lab-grown?"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'