Generation Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Generational Conflicts of the '90s

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Inner Dog.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Nuclear energy.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Truth In Education

New Age Pit Bull

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary