Generation Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

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"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Midlife: You Are Here.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The Inner Dog.

The New Age Dentist.

Nuclear energy.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

New Age Pit Bull

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Driverless Car

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