Generation Navigator Pillows

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Mall rat. Rug rat.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"This translation app isn't working."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."