Generation Navigator Gifts

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Mall rat. Rug rat.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Canadian Canoe.

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Bear Signpost.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"