Bug Detective T-Shirts

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

"Look, a bug!"

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

'Ha, he's barefoot! Call the gang... It's get even time.'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Dad are all ladybirds ladies, or are some gentlemen?'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

'Hello, is that Ace Exterminators?'

Exploring in the countryside.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Air traffic controller mistakes insect for airplane.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

Mosquito restaurants

'For the last time, this isn't that kind of web and I don't have any funny pictures of cats!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Eww! A tick!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Butterflies

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Insect extinction

Terry had a computer bug.

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

A Venus cow trap.