Bird Identifier Gifts

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Baroque Peacock

Canada Goose Jackets

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Spring Training

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.