Bird Identifier Pillows

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Are we there yet?'

'You know too much!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Baroque Peacock

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

Canada Goose Jackets

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Spring Training

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'