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"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Koala

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"