Breed Comparer Pillows

Village Pet Shop.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Man...You age great!'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Fauna Hybrids

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"Boxer Shorts"

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

"I'm starting to doubt that you’re one-eighth Siberian husky."

"Like I said... he's a boxer."

New US laws for ferocious dogs.

Window Shopping

Pedigreed dog and generic dog.

"Ignore him, he just doesn't take easily to strangers..."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

I thought I got a designer dog, but it turns out a poodledoodle is just a poodle.

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'