Breed Debater Pillows

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Verbal Orders

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'