Meat Debater Pillows

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"You owe me five bucks."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Changing Minds

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Like Minded

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Global warming debate.