'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'
Meat Debater Gifts
Searching for a fun and thoughtful gift for the meat debater in your life? Our collection features cleverly designed products that showcase their love for all things meat and their flair for debate. From humorous mugs perfect for morning coffee to stylish t-shirts that make a statement, each item is crafted to bring a smile. Add a cozy pillow or a vibrant print to their space to commemorate their passion for meat discussions. Celebrate their carnivorous side with our playful and personalized gifts.
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."
"You owe me five bucks."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
Changing Minds
"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'
"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."
"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."
Netanyahu versus Gantz
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Mayo-A-Mayo
"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
The Shakespeares Dine Out.
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
Like Minded
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'
Meat Debater Gifts Collection
Meat Debater Mugs
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Meat Debater Pillows
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Meat Debater Prints
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Meat Debater T-Shirts
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