'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'
Meat Dilemma Ponderer Gifts
If you spend your time contemplating juicy steaks, veggie burgers, or perfect bacon, our products for meat dilemma ponderers are just the thing. They turn your foodie indecision into a playful expression, whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints. Brighten up your kitchen or gift it to a fellow meat lover or veggie advocate who appreciates a good ponder as much as a good bite. Explore our humorous and thoughtful designs that celebrate the great meat debate!
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."
"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."
"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."
'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'
A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.
"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."
"Delivery."
Well at least we can handle these rocks.
"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."
Fruits and vegetables
Mountains and Molehills
"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."
"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'
"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."
Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.
Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.
"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."
'This morning I became a vegetarian. . .'
"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"
The Dinner Builiding
"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."
Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.
The thinker in a restaurant
"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"
'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'
'So, 'hamburger'...pig or cow?'
"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."
"I thought I knew the answer. . . and isn't it the thought that counts?"
'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'
Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)
'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'
Meat Dilemma Ponderer Gifts Collection
Meat Dilemma Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for meat dilemma ponderers—bring humor and personality to your mornings with these witty coffee cups.
Meat Dilemma Ponderer Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to showcase your culinary indecisiveness—comfortable, funny, and ideal for any food lover's lounge.
Meat Dilemma Ponderer Prints
Decorate your home with prints that celebrate your love for food debates and vegetarian-omnivore dilemmas—bring humor to your walls.
Meat Dilemma Ponderer T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for meat dilemma ponderers—wear your love for food debate and ethical pondering with pride.