Meat Lover's Dilemma Gifts

'This morning I became a vegetarian. . .'

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Family Butcher.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

*=Hotdog

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'