Meat Dilemma Ponderer Mugs

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"Delivery."

Fruits and vegetables

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Mountains and Molehills

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'This morning I became a vegetarian. . .'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

The Dinner Builiding

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

The thinker in a restaurant

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"I thought I knew the answer. . . and isn't it the thought that counts?"

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

Semantics - A classroom in which meanings are discussed (Actually, this is just a door. The classroom is on the other side of the door.)

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

'Dunno. It lacks something.'