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Moral Dilemma Ponderer Mugs
Start their day with a touch of philosophical humor. Our mugs for moral dilemma ponderers feature clever cartoons that inspire reflection and amused smiles at breakfast or coffee breaks.
"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
"Call me?"
The Price of Freedom
'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'
"If anything else, it beats bending over!"
"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."
"It's my conscience... It's all achy"
'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'
"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."
Surgical Self-Service
"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."
Corruption trial in the Vatican
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
30% Heredity, 70% Environment
Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."
"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"
'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'
'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'
'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'
Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.
Profiles in Courage
"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."
"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."
"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."
'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'
'But what if you're a masochist...?'
"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"
"Don't go there."
Devil vs Angel Duel.
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