Beef Debate Lover Pillows

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

The economy.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Changing Minds

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'