Beef Debate Lover Pillows

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

The economy.

Changing Minds

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."