Vegan Debater Pillows

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Two vegans, please."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Woo-hoo!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

The vegan hunter

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."