Vegan Debate Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought I was safe planning a vegan staff Christmas dinner."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Tofu bi-products.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Vegan Cat

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

"I'll tell you what this means Margaret; millions of vegans are feeling quite smug right now, and the price of cheese is going to go through the roof on Monday!"