Vegan Debate Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought I was safe planning a vegan staff Christmas dinner."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Tofu bi-products.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Vegan Cat

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"I'll tell you what this means Margaret; millions of vegans are feeling quite smug right now, and the price of cheese is going to go through the roof on Monday!"

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'