Vegetarian Debate Enthusiasts Pillows

"Well, let's just say it's half a plant-based food!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Atkins Diet Clinic

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

'Mammoth is murder!'

Vegetarian Nightmare

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

"So, five Vegan Specials and who gets the Lion Loin Delight?"

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."