Vegetarian Debate Enthusiasts Mugs

"Well, let's just say it's half a plant-based food!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Eat Meat For the Environment!

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Atkins Diet Clinic

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

'Mammoth is murder!'

Vegetarian Nightmare

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"So, five Vegan Specials and who gets the Lion Loin Delight?"

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"