Music Matcher Pillows

'I'm flattered you want to share your life with me, but since this is our date, why don't we just trying sharing music files and see how that goes?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

HR worker wading through CV's.

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Romance Music

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

Mood Swings

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'Feelings, nothing more than feeeelings that I'm right for this job.'

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

'I think I made A Major mistake.'

DJ.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."