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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

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I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"I see a couch."