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'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Hair Crop Circle

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"She massages egos."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

Blonde girl

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

An Optical Illusion in a Lady's Orchestra

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'New plant? New hairdo?'

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.

'Sue for bleach of promise.'

Tartan Suit.

"The Americans and North-Korean leader then went on to admire each other's hairstyles."

"I thought you dyed your hair black."

'Say, why do they call you Curly again?'

'I think my hair is more that color.'