Hair Color Explorer T-Shirts

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Blonde girl

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

What price beauty?

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Crayo-Blah

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Self-Portrait

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'