Color Mixing Maestro Gifts

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mozart on a computer,

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"An everything Martini, please."

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Artist on the Beach

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Painting

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Hello?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Speed reader...?"

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Business Vacation.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Artistic license.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.