Master Of Colors Gifts

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Remote control pirate bully

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Painting

One Size Fits All.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

man juggling career, home and children

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Quiet Quitting

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

In Disguise.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

"No. I can still see you."