Master Of Colors Prints

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Remote control pirate bully

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Painting

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

One Size Fits All.

man juggling career, home and children

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Quiet Quitting

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

In Disguise.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"No. I can still see you."