Master Of Connections Gifts

"We want to build bridges!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Did you give me the finger?"

"Accepting change involves more than changing the 'Managing Change' meeting to next month!"

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

Yin and Yang Hug

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

'How's the school board meeting going?'

Successful business man

'Enough small talk. It's time for big talk.'

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

Making a Bridge across Islands

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

Connection

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.