
'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'
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'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....
Networking
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'
"I consider every member of our family to be like family."
"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"
"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"
Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity
'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'
"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."
Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."
Even though we have to keep our distance...
Puzzle Family
"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."
'We have the same pinterest.'
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Rustic Campgrounds.
Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?
Unplugged.
'Male and Female He created them.'
"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."
"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."
Lovers greeting each other
'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'
'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'
The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.
Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?
Yellow Pencil
"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."
Connecting
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