Connection Builder Gifts

'I see our kids are networking.'

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You do like octopus?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

Networking

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Lego Haircut

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."