Support Network Builder Gifts

Acceptance by one's fellow co-workers is crucial to those recovering from a mental illness.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Leadership Training

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Follow me on Twitter...

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'