Support Network Gifts

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Our war is against cancer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Aging Support Group

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Couple

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Accident-Prone Support Group.