Support Network Mugs

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Our war is against cancer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Couple

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."