Support Networker Mugs

"Now, for God's sake, Harrington, don't let him convince you!"

Networking

Good Luck!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Business News.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

We met online.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Man-mobile

"And this is my life support system."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"He's networking again!"

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'