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"Now, for God's sake, Harrington, don't let him convince you!"

Good Luck!

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

Business News.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Follow me on Twitter...

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

We met online.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

"And this is my life support system."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Man-mobile

"He's networking again!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'