Virtual Networker Pillows

'I 'Like' Leo on Facebook, but in real life, not so much.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Networking

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Media Darling.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"He's networking again!"

Snoozed when I should have schmoozed.

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

Internet Name Tags.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'