Mini Networker Pillows

"Part of the old boy network?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Networking

Good Luck!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

I rule by fear.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

We met online.

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Man-mobile

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"He's networking again!"

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Kids on Building Site.

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'