Little Networker Pillows

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

Networking

Good Luck!

Bird Tweet.

WiFi Signals

Mark Zuckerberg

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Business News.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Man-mobile

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

We met online.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Deleted, I'm sure."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

The young Lisa Laflamme.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Gracebook.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Mark Zuckerberg

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'