"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."
Little Networker Gifts
Celebrate your child's joy of connecting with our curated collection for the little networker. Perfect for creative, social kids who love to share their ideas and make new friends. Our products are designed to spark their imagination and support their social adventures, whether they’re used at home or on the go. Find a thoughtful, fun gift that matches their lively personality and knack for making connections.
Networking
Good Luck!
Bird Tweet.
WiFi Signals
Mark Zuckerberg
Writer Services: We fix plot holes.
'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'
Business News.
"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."
Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."
'I'm not very good at mingling.'
'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'
"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."
Man-mobile
"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."
We met online.
"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"
"Deleted, I'm sure."
'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'
Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time
The young Lisa Laflamme.
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."
Gracebook.
'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'
'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'
'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .
Mark Zuckerberg
"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."
'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'
Little Networker Gifts Collection
Little Networker Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs perfect for little networkers and social stars. Find designs that celebrate their love for connecting with friends.
Little Networker Pillows
Bring charm and comfort to their room with pillows that showcase their love for connecting. Discover bright, playful designs that they'll adore.
Little Networker Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that highlight their creative, social spirit. Perfect for inspiring little networkers to dream big.
Little Networker T-Shirts
Looking for t-shirts that match your child's lively personality? Our selection of creative, playful tees are perfect for little networkers on the move.