Little Networker T-Shirts

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

Networking

Good Luck!

WiFi Signals

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Business News.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Man-mobile

We met online.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'